Tom Is About To Get His Butt Shaken

And dyed.

Feb 3

Hey folks,

Busy day. Took Sawyer the Dog to the vet today to get his meds adjusted. Kid has a heart murmer. But he’s had it for 6 years. He’s 14 now. So he’s doing great. He didn’t like the visit much but it put our mind at ease.

But tomorrow I go to the vet. Or “human doctor” as they say it. I need to get my pelvis scanned. It’s a long story but it’s one of those “you’re fine but just to make sure let’s look at your prostate REALLY closely. Here, we’re going to inject you with die” kinds of things.

That old saying.

So tomorrow at 9 after a four hour fast. Is that even a fast? That’s merely depriving me of coffee. Anyway after a 4 hour fast I get injected with dye and they run a bunch of magnets over me. Good times.

BUT THEN

I go check my PO Box.

BUT THEN

I probably get coffee at the pace next to my PO Box.

BUT THEN

Saturday night I go see BTS Yet to Come in Theaters. No, I know YOU don’t care, but *I* do. This will be fun. Not only do I love the music and respect the production values of the Bangtan boys, but also we’re seeing it in a 4DX theater.

⟭⟬ 🐥ヒカル🐰ᵇᵗˢ 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖔𝖋 @hikaru_bts

こんな感じらしいよ #BTS #YetToComeInCinemas #4DX

Click through. It’s 37 seconds of video and it’s worth it.

SEE? Shaking chairs, Floating mists. I have no idea what I’m in for do I? According to the 4DX website the special effects include rain, wind, snow, lightning, BOTTOM TICKLER? Air shots fog but also FOGSTORM and snow? Yes, snow. I can’t wait.

So anyway. I’m not looking forward to the beginning of tomorrow but very much looking forward to the end.

Cheers,

Tom